Advertisement

 

** Recovery time from the weekend is much much longer than it used to be.

 

** I should just hand out money to trick-or-treaters as much as candy costs these days.

 

** School pick up in the rain is about as much fun as filing your nails with a chain saw.

 

** It's impossible to get the smell of dead snail off your hands.  Don't ask -- just trust me.

 

** Google is my co-pilot.

 

** Wind storms scare the holy beejesus out of me.

 

** Lindsay Lohan and Bozo the Clown apparently have the same makeup artist.

 

** Goatdog prefers Gillette razors.  Again, don't ask -- just trust me on this.

 

** I could avoid all the Halloween costume drama if I just went as a nudist this year.

 

** The evolution of road rage surely began in a school carpool line.

 

** I clearly need to see more drag queen shows cause they're a rockin' good time.

 

** NOBODY (and I do mean NOBODY) knows how the hell to spell Muammar Gaddafi.  (See?)

 

** Homework time is way less stressful when the babysitter is in charge of it.

 

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

 

SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK??? >>

 

 

 

 

Views: 3

Comment

You need to be a member of Mom Bloggers Club to add comments!

Join Mom Bloggers Club

ADVERTISEMENT

MBC CUTIES

Our current cutie was uploaded by ChelleUpload a photo of your cutie. They may be featured here. See all of the cuties.

Our Latest Food, Travel & Lifestyle Posts

SecureTeen: Ensuring a Safer Digital Experience for Kids

The threats of internet have been well-documented over the years, and while you as parent may know how to avoid them, chances are your kids don’t. Things could get ugly real fast if you don’t ensure their safety. However, it is easier said than done, especially in the modern day because kids spend…

ADVERTISEMENT

VISIT THESE BLOGGERS

ADVERTISE

© 2016   Created by Mom Bloggers Club.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service