** Recovery time from the weekend is much much longer than it used to be.
** I should just hand out money to trick-or-treaters as much as candy costs these days.
** School pick up in the rain is about as much fun as filing your nails with a chain saw.
** It's impossible to get the smell of dead snail off your hands. Don't ask -- just trust me.
** Google is my co-pilot.
** Wind storms scare the holy beejesus out of me.
** Lindsay Lohan and Bozo the Clown apparently have the same makeup artist.
** Goatdog prefers Gillette razors. Again, don't ask -- just trust me on this.
** I could avoid all the Halloween costume drama if I just went as a nudist this year.
** The evolution of road rage surely began in a school carpool line.
** I clearly need to see more drag queen shows cause they're a rockin' good time.
** NOBODY (and I do mean NOBODY) knows how the hell to spell Muammar Gaddafi. (See?)
** Homework time is way less stressful when the babysitter is in charge of it.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK??? >>