** I often wonder whether I live in a house with two kids or a house with two pigs.
** Driving past a lemonade stand without stopping makes me feel guilty.
** I may or may not be a sucker.
** Gravity can kiss my ass (especially since it's responsible for knocking it down in the first place).
** Parenting without a sense of humor is like driving a car without a steering wheel.
** Screw the devil -- the orthodontist's office is where I should sell my soul.
** Prince Harry apparently dropped more than just some cash in Vegas.
** One of the greatest things about the summer is an impromptu game of "Kick the Can".
** Scooping dog poop while your husband's in Sin City is totally fair. If it's Backwards Day, that is.
** I love not doing laundry for a day. Until I realize that I haven't done laundry for a day. Crap!
** Good old-fashioned book stores need to make a serious comeback.
** A whole other calendar year might very well pass before I can actually get a freaking doctor's appointment.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>