** Candy corn disappears faster than wine in my house. (And that's FAST!!!)
** My allergies can seriously suck it.
** Little girls and drama go together like hookers and high heels.
** It's called a "hot" glue gun for a reason. Ouch!
** I'd forgotten how much I wanna feed Barney cookies laced with rat poison.
** One-upper storytellers are the worst.
** There are some REALLY interesting customers wandering around the adult "toy" store at 11:00 in the morning.
** Getting out of bed when it's raining in the morning is pure and utter torture.
** Snooki has evidently written her second book, which makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
** Pumpkin bread is a naughty, seductive little nymph.
** Library books are inevitably overdue -- at least in my household, anyway.
** My happy place has had a "No Vacancy" sign on its door as of lately.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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