** Supervising a chain gang would be more enjoyable than supervising homework.
** The world needs a whole lot more Tina Fey & Amy Poehler.
** My toes are really missing the ol' flip flops.
** Trusting my son to use the Kindle for reading purposes is like trusting my husband to use the hamper for dirty clothes purposes.
** The days of me being able to sleep through World War III are long, long gone. Hello, drop of a hat!
** Even though they're addictively delicious, I'm beyond grateful that we don't have to pimp out Girl Scout cookies anymore.
** Deodorant should really be a requirement at the gym.
** I could open a sock museum with all the random ones I've found lying around our house.
** Unpacking your suitcase just to repack it again sorta kinda sucks.
** Nine good movies were nominated for Academy Awards, which means there are nine good movies that I've yet to see.
** The recorder is not an instrument. It's a torture device.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>