** My ass is sure not a fan of sitting for six or more hours at a time.
** Grocery shopping on the eve of any given holiday is for masochists and crazy people.
** A giant cardboard box is the greatest toy you could give a kid.
** Comic books (ahem, "graphic novels") have completely consumed my husband.
** When you run errands without a bra, you're guaranteed to run into people you know.
** "Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)" by Mindy Kaling is a HILARIOUS giggle-inducing book.
** It's a lot easier to solve a crossword puzzle when Google is your assistant.
** Money burns a hole in my daughter's pockets even faster than it does in mine.
** I could totally get used to not doing laundry for a week.
** Never mess with a woman and her carving knife.
** I'd rather shop naked from my home computer than stand in ridiculously long Black Friday lines.
** The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are NOT something you wanna see after you've stuffed yourself with 4000 calories.
** Elastic waist pants are an absolute must on Thanksgiving day.
** So is laughing with the people you love (even if they are a bunch of turkeys....)
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK??? >>