** I am a chocolate chip cookie whore.
** Sinus headaches and motherhood go together about as well as flannel pajamas go with humidity.
** Meal plans that don't include chocolate or wine are clearly not the plans for me.
** Finding a store that still sells Excedrin Migraine is like finding the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.
** It's a pretty sick world we live in when you can't even see a late-night showing of a Batman movie safely.
** Eating with Goatdog around is similar to dining with a ravenous raccoon.
** It's a shame David Hasselhoff isn't as huge as he thinks he is.
** Waving at your neighbor who never waves back is awesome.
** My kids would leave the house naked & lunch-less if my husband was in charge every day.
** I'd rather have a conversation with a wall than with a "one upper".
** Those ginormous grocery shopping carts with the cars should totally be illegal.
** My brain needs to go to the back woods of the back woods and just not think for a while.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>