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For 2018, Make Finding the Right Activities for Your Kids Your New Year’s Resolution

New year, new you, new activities for your kids.  Is this is the year that Sam wants to learn to play the violin? Or Suzie wants to take up dancing? Or you need to find John a new lacrosse camp? It can be tough navigating all the options for classes, programs and camps.  In 2018, let other moms…

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** Someone should come up with a Beano for brain farts.

 

** Motherhood is no place for migraines.

 

** Our water bill's gonna be $10,000 this month, thanks to my son's obsession with the hose.

 

** Nothing, and I do mean NOTHING, is louder than the volume of a carpool of short people.

 

** Digging for your keys in a random trashcan in the alley is nothing short of horrific.

 

** School starts in T minus 312 hours -- oh come on, you know you're counting down too!

 

** There's evidently a movement for Bert and Ernie to get married on Sesame Street.

 

** Some people can't seem to let puppets just be puppets.

 

** According to my kiddos, ladies, we all have "paginas" between our legs.

 

** When one door closes, another one opens.....at bedtime.....in my house.....every friggin' night!!!!

 

** Playing Wii with a sore loser is about as much fun as having a mammogram with a piping hot panini maker.

 

** I see the glass as half empty -- when it's wine that's in the glass.

 

** The world does not revolve around YOU -- yes, YOU, little old lady in the express lane with WAY more than 15 items!

 

** There's more sand on the floor of my house than there is at the beach.

 

** My house suddenly sounds like a bowl of Rice Krispies at night when my husband's out of town.

 

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

 

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