** Someone should come up with a Beano for brain farts.
** Motherhood is no place for migraines.
** Our water bill's gonna be $10,000 this month, thanks to my son's obsession with the hose.
** Nothing, and I do mean NOTHING, is louder than the volume of a carpool of short people.
** Digging for your keys in a random trashcan in the alley is nothing short of horrific.
** School starts in T minus 312 hours -- oh come on, you know you're counting down too!
** There's evidently a movement for Bert and Ernie to get married on Sesame Street.
** Some people can't seem to let puppets just be puppets.
** According to my kiddos, ladies, we all have "paginas" between our legs.
** When one door closes, another one opens.....at bedtime.....in my house.....every friggin' night!!!!
** Playing Wii with a sore loser is about as much fun as having a mammogram with a piping hot panini maker.
** I see the glass as half empty -- when it's wine that's in the glass.
** The world does not revolve around YOU -- yes, YOU, little old lady in the express lane with WAY more than 15 items!
** There's more sand on the floor of my house than there is at the beach.
** My house suddenly sounds like a bowl of Rice Krispies at night when my husband's out of town.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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