** These people are driving me nuts. And by people, I mean my family.
** Holiday shoppers are complete assholes.
** My to-do list is evidently not gonna write itself.
** It's also not going to do itself either.
** Cleaning is clearly a complete waste of my time.
** There's something pretty freaking awesome about staying in your pj's all day long.
** Santa's gonna have to hold a hoarders' intervention in my basement before leaving any new presents down there.
** The blood in my veins has been replaced by wine.
** I need a damn lock box for the Scotch tape in our house.
** There are actually still a few nice people left in this world.
** I really wish I could bottle up the magic of Christmas to last me throughout the whole entire year.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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