** These people are driving me nuts. And by people, I mean my family.

** Holiday shoppers are complete assholes.

** My to-do list is evidently not gonna write itself.

** It's also not going to do itself either.

** Cleaning is clearly a complete waste of my time.

** There's something pretty freaking awesome about staying in your pj's all day long.

** Santa's gonna have to hold a hoarders' intervention in my basement before leaving any new presents down there.

** The blood in my veins has been replaced by wine.

** I need a damn lock box for the Scotch tape in our house.

** There are actually still a few nice people left in this world.

** I really wish I could bottle up the magic of Christmas to last me throughout the whole entire year.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>

 

 

 

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