** Apparently, it's ALWAYS my fault.
** Bollywood dancing is actually pretty darn fun.
** Dogs apparently CAN eat a whole bunch of chocolate and not die.
** Turns out that I am not Super Woman.
** Ron Artest needs to seriously stop throwing shit fits if he wants to be called "Metta World Peace."
** I need a laundry-folding robot.
** Goatdog toenails + hardwood floors + 3 AM = a recipe for insomnia.
** My son's toilet should have a sign that reads "Use at Your Own Risk".
** School projects for third graders are really school projects for parents.
** I can evidently save money at the liquor store by just chugging the hand sanitizer in my purse.
** Guinea pigs eat their own poop. It's nasty but true.
** Boogers do not make cute clothing accessories.
** Yesterday TOTALLY should've been the end of the week.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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