** If a day ever went by where a kid HADN'T peed on a toilet seat here, I'd swear I was in the wrong house.
** I seriously could not be more unorganized.
** Everybody needs a mental health day. (Still waiting impatiently to cash in on mine....)
** Homework supervision is totally interfering with my tweeting and Facebooking.
** There are some days that I'm allergic to motherhood (like Mondays and Fridays).
** Casey Anthony couldn't be more full of herself even if she stuck her own head up her ass.
** New Year's resolutions are clearly not for me.
** There are evidently still "mean girls" in the adult world. Sad but very true.
** 1,000 piece puzzles are extremely addictive, especially for nerds like me.
** It's highly possible to be a little TOO neighborly.
** Legos, thank God, are still the bomb.
** Sushi makes a really crappy week a little less crappy.
** A crazy woman in the UK gave her daughter a voucher for lipo as a stocking stuffer. And here my kids just got candy canes....
** The shit and the fan are meeting way too often these days.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>