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How to Decorate a Small Bedroom, What to Do If You’re Not Getting Enough Sleep

This article will make you an interior designer of your own bedroom and help you sleep better in the coming nights. What has been keeping you awake late into the night? It could have everything to do with how your bedroom is set up or…

Mom Organization Skills 101

There is no greater reward than being a mother, but believe me, for all those expecting moms out there, you sure do have your work cut out for you in order to earn that reward. It was only when I had my second child that I realized, being prepared for any scenario was better…

How Do I Choose the Best Professional Cleaning Service

Keeping your home clean can be an exhausting task, especially if you have to squeeze it in between the chaos and work and keeping your family in line. And if your life feels like it’s nothing but cleaning and tedious chores, perhaps it’s…

** An Eskimo is something I could never ever be.

** You know it's cold when the geese are saying "Let's get the HELL outta here!!!!" as they fly overhead.

** I need a restraining order for the insomnia that continues to stalk me.

** Trying to get a third grader to work on a research project is about as easy as trying to get a mime to karaoke.

** It's fun to get all fancied up in a dress and heels, but it's even more fun to come home and put your sweats on afterwards.

** My good friends know that when I say I'll be there in ten minutes, it really means twenty.

** If ever my son's hands WEREN'T attached to his penis, I'd swear he'd finally pulled it off.

** Two steps forward typically result in five steps back.

** The grumpy old troll who lives under Dora's bridge could very well be chillin' in the back seat of my messy-ass car, and I'd never even know it.

** I literally cannot wait for the new season of "Breaking Bad" to begin again.

** My kids can wreck a room faster than a drunken post-concert 80's hair band.

** Gray hair and wrinkles are my new everyday accessories.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>

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