** The shoe cubby in the foyer is the most logical place to store your jock cup. Apparently.
** I've answered more questions than Google over the past several days.
** Snooki has confirmed her pregnancy. I killed a mosquito in my kitchen. These things are not related. Or are they????
** This Chicago "winter" we're having is abso-freaking-lutely FABULOUS!!!
** You know it's gonna be a day full of awesome when there's doggy diarrhea in the dining room and pee in someone's bed.
** Canned dog food looks and smells a whole lot like vomit. In a can.
** The fastest six hours in the day, hands down, take place when the kids are in school.
** Too few women in this world seem to realize how uncute fish lips really are.
** Evidently, we still aren't over this whole "talking on the phone" thing.
** Every movie theater should serve cocktails.
** No matter how many times it tries, Facebook is NEVER gonna get me to "like" Wild Turkey.
** Threats and bribery make my job just a tiny bit easier.
** If they mess it up as soon as I clean it up, I should probably just not even bother.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>