** Judging from Beyonce, Manti T'eo, and Lance Armstrong, fake things apparently happen in threes.
** The media sure knows how to beat a news story to death.
** My ass is eternally grateful for the genius who invented seat heaters.
** Women supposedly look their ugliest at 3:30 PM on Wednesdays.
** The people who conducted that survey obviously never saw me at 8:00 AM on a Saturday.
** 5 Hour Energy is just a fancy name for speed.
** Like gravity, my memory continues to fail me.
** Asparagus = yes! Asparagus pee = not so much.
** It is just downright CRUEL to sell Girl Scout cookies in January when people are trying to stick to a resolution!
** The costs of summer camp are gonna drive me to the poor house. Or to prostitution.
** I really wish I had more time to waste.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>