** Your cabin fever's reached Code Red when you're jealous of the squirrels outside breathing in all that fresh, freezing cold air.
** Trying to work a crossword puzzle when you're tired just makes you feel stupid. And tired.
** I've washed my hands so many times over the past few days that I may no longer have fingerprints.
** Words cannot describe the joy I experienced after shaving off the Hundred Acre Woods from my overgrown legs.
** Lately, I've seen more Selena Gomez than Justin Bieber's wet dreams have.
** Having great friends is nothing short of AWESOME when you're housebound for days on end.
** A chemical warfare could be started with the ick that's collected on my son's toilet.
** Richard Simmons is powered by either Energizer or cocaine. Or maybe both.
** I'm pretty sure my boobs are allergic to hay. Don't ask.
** A good night's sleep would be better than winning the lottery. Or at least a close second.
** Half days of school are bullshit. Unless, of course, you're a teacher.
** Despite what I might think (and I REALLY wondered this week), God does not give me more than I can handle.
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