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** Your cabin fever's reached Code Red when you're jealous of the squirrels outside breathing in all that fresh, freezing cold air.

** Trying to work a crossword puzzle when you're tired just makes you feel stupid.  And tired.

** I've washed my hands so many times over the past few days that I may no longer have fingerprints.

** Words cannot describe the joy I experienced after shaving off the Hundred Acre Woods from my overgrown legs.

** Lately, I've seen more Selena Gomez than Justin Bieber's wet dreams have.

** Having great friends is nothing short of AWESOME when you're housebound for days on end.

** A chemical warfare could be started with the ick that's collected on my son's toilet.

** Richard Simmons is powered by either Energizer or cocaine.  Or maybe both.

** I'm pretty sure my boobs are allergic to hay.  Don't ask.

** A good night's sleep would be better than winning the lottery.  Or at least a close second.

** Half days of school are bullshit.  Unless, of course, you're a teacher.

** Despite what I might think (and I REALLY wondered this week), God does not give me more than I can handle.

WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>

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