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** Mornings love me WAY more than I love them.

** This week's heat wave has made being a nudist seem a whole lot more appealing.

** I get more stupid with every other Facebook post I read.

** If tickets were given for driving under the influence of kids, then I would totally lose my license altogether.

** Bite-size cookies are meant to be eaten by the handful.  No?

** I'm (allegedly) the worst mother in the history of mothers for making my children shower every night.

** Rolling Stone evidently likes to make terrorists look like rock stars.

** My knowledge of technology continues to pale in comparison to my 10 year old's.

** I've successfully gotten both my kids into watching HGTV.  So clearly, I win.

** My twins would rather smell like ass than wear deodorant.

** I'm not a fan of how crazy fast the summer seems to be going.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>

 

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