** A healthy household makes for a happy mama.
** My kids are HUGE fans of "skip the shower" nights.
** If my purse contained as much money as it does crap, I would be a very rich lady.
** Asparagus = awesome. Asparagus pee = not so awesome.
** I never fail to sit next to THE most annoying person at the nail salon.
** Pigs and mud wrestlers would have one helluva good time in my backyard.
** When they're not making me bat shit crazy, my kids can make me oh so very proud.
** Even with my glasses on, my nighttime driving skills are worse than Helen Keller's.
** If you can stop yourself at just one Rice Krispies Treat, you seriously scare me.
** Trying to coordinate the summer camp schedule is like jamming your head in a garbage disposal.
** The stupid shadow-seeing groundhog can kiss my wintery-chapped ass.
** If you turn it inside out, they may never even know it's dirty. Just sayin'.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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