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** A healthy household makes for a happy mama.

** My kids are HUGE fans of "skip the shower" nights.

** If my purse contained as much money as it does crap, I would be a very rich lady.

** Asparagus = awesome.  Asparagus pee = not so awesome.

** I never fail to sit next to THE most annoying person at the nail salon.

** Pigs and mud wrestlers would have one helluva good time in my backyard.

** When they're not making me bat shit crazy, my kids can make me oh so very proud.

**  Even with my glasses on, my nighttime driving skills are worse than Helen Keller's.

** If you can stop yourself at just one Rice Krispies Treat, you seriously scare me.

** Trying to coordinate the summer camp schedule is like jamming your head in a garbage disposal.

** The stupid shadow-seeing groundhog can kiss my wintery-chapped ass.

** If you turn it inside out, they may never even know it's dirty.  Just sayin'.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>


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 I AM VERY HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE WINNER OF MY 3RD YEAR BLOG ANNIVERSARY T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY IS...................Yasmin @ alittlelessfluff!!! Congratulations!! Please shoot me an email with the color & size you'd like & a shipping address for you.

And if you didn't win but would still like to get your hands on a Nucking Futs Mama t-shirt of your own, you can go here to shop for one (and I may even have discount codes for you, too!):

http://www.cafepress.com/nuckingfutsmama

xoxo  :)

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