** Arnold Schwarzenegger clearly has diarrhea of the mouth. And a penis for a brain.
** It's a tie between the dog, the kids and the husband as to who is the messiest.
** I'm starting to think I live in the Hundred Acre Woods with all the recent wildlife sightings in my yard.
** SNL's gonna have a shit-ton of material to use this weekend after Wednesday night's presidential debate.
** The entire world seems to be under construction.
** Kid scissors could seriously cut a bitch. I know cause I have the bloody hand to prove it!
** Coughing fits and a mother's bladder do not make a good combo.
** There's apparently no school on Monday. AGAIN. Thanks a lot, Mr. Columbus.
** Candy corn makes my offspring downright giddy.
** My patience is being tested more than the pee at a Planned Parenthood Clinic.
** October rolled into town WAY too quickly.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>