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** Arnold Schwarzenegger clearly has diarrhea of the mouth.  And a penis for a brain.

** It's a tie between the dog, the kids and the husband as to who is the messiest.

** I'm starting to think I live in the Hundred Acre Woods with all the recent wildlife sightings in my yard.

** SNL's gonna have a shit-ton of material to use this weekend after Wednesday night's presidential debate.

** The entire world seems to be under construction.

** Kid scissors could seriously cut a bitch.  I know cause I have the bloody hand to prove it!

** Coughing fits and a mother's bladder do not make a good combo.

** There's apparently no school on Monday.  AGAIN.  Thanks a lot, Mr. Columbus.

** Candy corn makes my offspring downright giddy.

** My patience is being tested more than the pee at a Planned Parenthood Clinic.

** October rolled into town WAY too quickly.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>

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