** As predicted, back-to-school has totally kicked my ass up and down and all around.
** Always trust your gut. Unless it's telling you to eat a dozen donuts.
** My daughter's wreck of a room looks like a junk store had the stomach flu.
** Goatdog is evidently a HUGE fan of the food in the pantry.
** If I had balls, I would no doubt have sweated them off the past couple of days.
** Homework has reared its ugly head once again. Boo. Hiss.
** The questions are as endless as the dirty laundry around here.
** Reasoning with a tired child is about as productive as arguing with a drunk.
** There should really be some kind of a community-wide announcement when it's "Drive Like a Turtle Day".
** You should never give your kid a twenty to buy a snack from the concession stand. Unless you want your change back in all quarters.
** I am seriously allergic to cleaning.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>