** The reinforcements are apparently not showing up any time soon.
** If I had a dollar for every time I've answered the "Why do I HAVE to take a shower?" question, I'd be one rich bitch.
** My husband's so bad with names, it's a wonder he doesn't call me Judy.
** The writing on "Breaking Bad" could not be more brilliant.
** It's a little coincidental how my kids' aches, ailments & problems don't seem to come up until right at bedtime.
** Mary Poppins can take her spoonful of sugar and shove it up her ass.
** Chicago cab drivers scare the beejesus out of me.
** Living next to the world's longest-lasting house construction project may just make me homicidal.
** If you're slow AND you can't count your items, you probably don't belong in the Express Lane.
** I should win some sort of a prize for all the questions I've had to answer lately.
** If you ask me, back-to-school ONLINE shopping is the only way to go.
** Spontaneous Thursday night sushi sorta kinda rocks.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>