** My kids think Santa can make ANYTHING, which means that I am totally and completely SCREWED.

** "Customer" and "service" are two words that, sadly, don't belong together anymore.

** Static electricity is a very unfortunate side effect of Winter.

** The head of the CIA evidently forgot to CYA.

** Tired is for amateurs, and we're WAY beyond that here.

** Caller ID has made prank calling people pretty much impossible.  Dammit!

** The Halloween candy seriously needs to go.  Like, yesterday.

** It's amazing how you can spend a bazillion dollars at the grocery store, yet have nothing in your house to eat.

** I could really use a stunt double.

** The dog and my son do not, in fact, share the same name.

** Sadly, holiday rudeness has already taken over half the population.

** It's the end of an era for Hostess Brands.  RIP, Twinkies and Ding Dongs.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>

 

 

 

 

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