** Hormones can bite me.

** The world needs a lot less know-it-all's and a lot more chill pills.

** Sometimes it's just easier to pretend like my house ISN'T a giant wreck of a mess.

** Paula Deen saying, "I is what I is", must mean REALLY bad with grammar.

** 99.9% of my time is spent in my car.

** Things that seem like a good idea at the time hardly ever actually turn out to be.

** Adult zits are a cruel reminder of a time in our lives that most of us would rather forget.

** I actually wanna high-five the Supreme Court for taking a step forward in the right direction for a change!

** Nobody can clear a room quite like Goatdog and his ass fumes.

** When all else fails, act like you don't know the people you're with.

** We're only two weeks in, and the summer is about to wear me out.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>

 

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