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** The clothes get a whole lot cleaner when you actually push the START button on the washing machine.

** If I had a dollar for every time my house is quiet, I still wouldn't have any money in my wallet.

** Sometimes being responsible is such a pain in my irresponsible ass.

** Adult-sized bodies do NOT fit in elementary school-sized desks.

** An out-of-control acorn is surely gonna take out one of my neighbors or, God forbid, me.

** The definition of the word "procrastination" is demonstrated each night at bedtime in my household.

** Playing a game of chess makes this mama's brain hurt.

** Even if you're 77 years old & have a bladder infection, you STILL may not be able to talk your way out of a ticket.

** Finding your dog playing with a sick raccoon in the backyard is not a good way to start the day.

** If neither you nor your husband can spell your kid's spelling words, you might be screwed.

** Apparently, a dull moment is just too much to ask for.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>

 

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