** June somehow pulled a giant disappearing act on us.
** The more laundry I have to fold, the more I dream about becoming a nudist family.
** Tim Howard is a modern-day Superman.
** Sleepovers involve pretty much everything BUT sleep.
** When I see people packing up all their tents & gear to set up in the woods somewhere, I can’t help but think how much I love not camping.
** Disney Channel theme songs run uncontrollably through my head 24/7.
** Fireworks and stupid people are a dangerous combination.
** Instead of sexy, I’m bringing napping back.
** The town “fun run” sounds like lots of FUN until you realize you have to run it after copious amounts of wine while watching fireworks.
** A possible mosquito sighting inside your house is NEVER a good thing.
** Why pay a masseuse when you can bribe your kids to do it for practically free?
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>