** We actually made it to the beginning of the school year without my kids stabbing each other!!
** New backpacks make everything more exciting.
** My son can evidently make his leg fart. (I'm so proud.)
** I can't even watch the previews for scary movies anymore.
** I'm raising the king and queen of bedtime procrastination.
** It helps to remember that there's always someone with a messier house than you.
** The media is harder up for Kim Kardashian's big-ass wedding (*pun intended*) than a thirteen-year-old boy is for a Playboy magazine.
** Texting is WAY better than talking on the phone.
** Bribery and child labor are the keys to successful parenting. Just sayin'.
** Mothers just don't have time to be sick. Like ever.
** Earplugs and duct tape are an absolute must for driving carpools.
** I'm once again a walking, talking human ATM machine.
** Nothing gives you a self-induced heart attack quite like accidentally setting off your own home security system.
** While my kids sure know how to stone-cold harden my heart, they also know how to melt it like butter.
** I really suck at being put on the spot.
** Children and Sharpies do NOT belong together.
** An overcrowded community swimming pool is best referred to as "people soup".
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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