** Family trips are flat-out EXHAUSTING.
** It takes 11 years to unpack 11 days worth of luggage.
** Reality's a bitch, especially when it sucker punches you.
** I'm pretty much drowning in important dates to remember.
** People unnecessarily "Reply All" on group emails WAY too often.
** If you clean it, they will wreck it.
** Political rants on Facebook sound like the teacher on Charlie Brown.
** The shit purposely waits to hit the fan until my husband's out of town.
** Pop stars and monkeys apparently go hand in hand.
** Clearly, you're doing something right when a total stranger salutes you.
** Mornings and me are like vampires and silver.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>