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** Girls and drama go together like humidity and swass.

** Try as I may, I just don't have the moves like Jagger.

** It's best to look at the toilet seat before sitting down, at least in my house anyway.

** Clearly, my kids wait till I've just changed their sheets to pee the bed.

** Drinking cheap wine after having GOOD wine is like eating a sugar-free dessert.

** Stepping in gum is a great way to bring about homicidal feelings.

** Giving my kids a ten dollar bill for the concession stand is like giving a teenager a case of beer.

** Entirely too many people suck at parking.

** "Magic Mike" is calling my name.  Don't judge me, people.

** You know you need to step up your game when the pregnant lady in boot camp is kicking your ass in sprints.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>

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