** Spilled wine is WAY worse than spilled milk.
** The DMV is truly a vast sea of weirdness.
** Turning 29 again wasn't so bad after all.
** We evidently need to start lining up in two's to board the ark.
** There'd better be some big-ass May flowers in Chicago after all these freaking April showers.
** Goatdog needs Xanax. Or a straight jacket. Big time.
** The amount of stupidity posted on Facebook literally makes my head hurt sometimes.
** I blinked, and suddenly, my daughter's feet are as big as mine.
** Rock, Paper, Scissors is only fair if I win.
** Somewhere, a sunny, deserted island is calling my name. I just know it.
** I'm having to remind myself A LOT lately that the good people in this world outnumber the bad.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>