** School REALLY needs to start. Cause my patience has left the building.
** The smell of an amusement park is a compilation of B.O., grease, and ass.
** I'm not buying what Lindsay Lohan is selling.
** Kids only sleep in when you don't want them to.
** I don't like strange men using my bathroom.
** Sometimes the littlest projects are the biggest pains in the pattootie.
** Clothing stores are trying to frost-bite us into buying their stupid winter coats.
** If you think you're too good to pick up your dog's poop, then you shouldn't have a damn dog.
** Getting back into a nightly routine is going to be nothing short of HORRIFIC.
** It's kinda frightening how happy an organized cabinet can make me.
** The last week of summer break is truly the longest week EVER.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>