** My allergies are acting crazier than Dina Lohan lately.

** Sand in my toes = good.  Sand in my teeth = not so good.

** Processing a thought in this house is about as easy as watching a silent movie blindfolded.

** I hope to shake my ass even 10% as hard as Madonna does at the age of 54.

** Road construction is seriously taking over the world.

** When all else fails, my nine year old tech guy can get the job done.

** Finding an LBD that isn't too prom-ish or too hoochey-ish is surprisingly quite the chore.

** It's all fun and games till the dog bites your penis.

** Political ads make me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

** I really need to bring more long baths back into my program.

** That Honey Boo Boo Show is like a PSA to work out.  And to learn proper English.  And to not be an idiot.

** Whoever decided that football pants should be white should also be in charge of washing those friggin' things!!!

** The very best sleep is always five minutes before your alarm goes off.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>

 

 

Views: 9

Tags: Boo, Dina, Honey, LBD, Lohan, allergies, dog, family, football, kids, More…moms, motherhood, parenting, politics, sand, sleep

Comment

You need to be a member of Mom Bloggers Club to add comments!

Join Mom Bloggers Club

Be a Part of Something Special for Social Good

We are putting together one of the largest projects on behalf of the world's poorest mothers, newborns, and children and need your help. JOIN OUR PRIVATE GROUP to learn more and to get involved.

Advertisement

MARKETPLACE

ADVERTISEMENT

Link to Us

Loading…

© 2014   Created by Mom Bloggers Club.

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service