** My allergies are acting crazier than Dina Lohan lately.
** Sand in my toes = good. Sand in my teeth = not so good.
** Processing a thought in this house is about as easy as watching a silent movie blindfolded.
** I hope to shake my ass even 10% as hard as Madonna does at the age of 54.
** Road construction is seriously taking over the world.
** When all else fails, my nine year old tech guy can get the job done.
** Finding an LBD that isn't too prom-ish or too hoochey-ish is surprisingly quite the chore.
** It's all fun and games till the dog bites your penis.
** Political ads make me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
** I really need to bring more long baths back into my program.
** That Honey Boo Boo Show is like a PSA to work out. And to learn proper English. And to not be an idiot.
** Whoever decided that football pants should be white should also be in charge of washing those friggin' things!!!
** The very best sleep is always five minutes before your alarm goes off.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>