** Living next door to construction is like having an earthquake as your neighbor.

** I don't know who's more excited when there's no homework -- the kids or me.

** Danica Patrick "pole position" jokes are plentiful when my husband's around.

** I'm not sure whether to feel flattered or offended that everybody seems to wanna poop when they come to my house.

** Stress is not a very pretty accessory.

** Apparently, the closets aren't going to organize themselves.

** Elementary school open houses are the reason that Advil and wine exist.

** My son's self-portrait may give me nightmares tonight.

** The media make it sound like the apocalypse is coming when a snow storm's on the way.

** People drive like even bigger maniacs in school zones.

** Even the tiniest bit of good news can change your whole outlook on things.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>

 

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Tags: Danica, Patrick, construction, family, homework, house, kids, moms, motherhood, neighbor, More…nightmares, open, parenting, poop, school, snow, storm, stress, wine

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