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The NHS has been facing ever-increasing pressures in recent years, with slashed budgets, staff shortages and lack of resources taking its toll on the quality of care. One of the many ways we commonly see the impact of these pressures is in waiting times for GP…

Mother of the Bride Guide

The day you’ve dreamed of for years has finally arrived! Your little girl is all grown up and has chosen a partner to start her life with, and you are officially a MoB -- Mother of the Bride! While congratulatory remarks are appropriate at this juncture, so are a few…

How to Through A Larger Than Life Small Wedding on a Budget

This one is as simple as crowdfunding your honeymoon. It might sound strange at first, but do you really need another blender or set of dinner plates? Instead of having your guests purchase a bunch of things you’ll end up trying to return anyway, why not let them chip in for…

 

** Nobody ever forewarns you about all the skid marks of motherhood (and I do mean that LITERALLY).

 

** My kids have more energy than Richard Simmons on cocaine.

 

** Screaming is evidently my son's new favorite hobby.

 

** I sure know how to waste a crapload of time.

 

** Sleeping with the window open totally rocks.

 

** Boogers are NOT meant for sharing (Did ya hear that, kids???!!!)

 

** There are entirely too many cute fall boots for sale.

 

** If I had a dollar for every question I've answered lately, I could afford to pay someone to answer all the questions I've been asked lately.

 

** "Goodfellas" never ever gets old, no matter how many bazillion times I watch it.

 

** I really need an adult vacation.  Like far, far away.

 

** Grocery shopping with children should be avoided at any and all costs.

 

** If you trip while out in public and think no one noticed, they did.  They ALWAYS do.

 

** I'm 39 years old and STILL doing spelling homework.  WTF??!!

 

** If a man looks like a gang of pubes have collected on his chin, he should probably think twice about sportin' a beard.  Just sayin'.

 

** Mom guilt is seriously trying to kick my ass.

 

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

 

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