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For 2018, Make Finding the Right Activities for Your Kids Your New Year’s Resolution

New year, new you, new activities for your kids.  Is this is the year that Sam wants to learn to play the violin? Or Suzie wants to take up dancing? Or you need to find John a new lacrosse camp? It can be tough navigating all the options for classes, programs and camps.  In 2018, let other moms…

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** Nobody ever forewarns you about all the skid marks of motherhood (and I do mean that LITERALLY).

 

** My kids have more energy than Richard Simmons on cocaine.

 

** Screaming is evidently my son's new favorite hobby.

 

** I sure know how to waste a crapload of time.

 

** Sleeping with the window open totally rocks.

 

** Boogers are NOT meant for sharing (Did ya hear that, kids???!!!)

 

** There are entirely too many cute fall boots for sale.

 

** If I had a dollar for every question I've answered lately, I could afford to pay someone to answer all the questions I've been asked lately.

 

** "Goodfellas" never ever gets old, no matter how many bazillion times I watch it.

 

** I really need an adult vacation.  Like far, far away.

 

** Grocery shopping with children should be avoided at any and all costs.

 

** If you trip while out in public and think no one noticed, they did.  They ALWAYS do.

 

** I'm 39 years old and STILL doing spelling homework.  WTF??!!

 

** If a man looks like a gang of pubes have collected on his chin, he should probably think twice about sportin' a beard.  Just sayin'.

 

** Mom guilt is seriously trying to kick my ass.

 

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

 

WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK?  TELL ME BELOW IN THE COMMENTS!! >>

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