** I like electricity.

** Mondays are like a zit on your chin that won't go away.

** Politics are so freaking political.

** My kids could be drawing on their walls with Sharpies at bedtime, but as long as they stay in their rooms, I really wouldn't care.

** Nothing makes you prouder than your son yelling from the outfield that he has to fart.

** Supervising a chain gang would be more fun than supervising homework.

** I'm "Mom Enough" to realize that I'm tired as hell and could really use a nap.

** It's best to "file" art projects in the alley trash cans when your kids are at school.

** Automated phone systems are surely to blame for serial killers.

** Plastic Wrap really pisses me off.

** Goatdog will have healthy joints since he evidently ate my husband's fish oil supplements.

** I learn more and more every day just how many people are full of shit.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>

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