** The lighting in fitting rooms is nothing short of cruel.
** My toes are sooooo ready for flip flops.
** A clean car is pretty awesome (even if only for five short minutes).
** I probably owe the car wash an apology note.
** The appetites of my children dramatically increase the moment school lets out.
** Men should NOT wear t-shirts that say, "Short & stubby".
** It would be awesome if everyone was as excited to see me as the dog is when I come home.
** Parking lots make me mental.
** The Oprah interview with Lance Armstrong both saddens and disgusts me.
** Feeling a little head lean against your shoulder during story time makes everything all worthwhile.
** If you're gonna have an online girlfriend, it's best to make sure she's real.
** None of my son's pants seem to be free of holes in the knees. WTF?!
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>