** I might be a bit biased, but I'm pretty sure if I was in sixth grade, I'd wanna be friends with my kids.
** Apparently the floor is the best place to hang coats and towels.
** Garage sales bring out the worst (and most definitely the C-R-A-Z-Y) in people.
** I'm the only one in this house who seems to understand that the kitchen is closed after 8 PM.
** The autocorrect on my iPhone has evidently given up on me.
** It's a successful day if I find time to shower before 10 PM.
** Driving a carload of screaming twelve year old girls can really make you question your own sanity.
** It is just way too darn hard to win the freaking lottery.
** The only one who listens to me is the dog, and that's only when I have food.
** All the poop piles in the backyard have become colorful ice sculptures.
** Sleep and I have a love/hate relationship -- I love it, and it hates me.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>