** The world would be a lot happier if everyone ate Thanksgiving dinner in their pajamas.
** Chuck E. Cheese is totally a rat, not a mouse -- am I right or am I right?
** That stupid Taylor Swift song is never ever ever gonna get out of my damn head.
** "Benign" is truly a magical word.
** A successful family photo is one that involves costumes and/or props.
** If my husband DIDN'T mispronounce someone's name, I'd be shocked.
** Just as soon as you tell the kids they're getting along well, that's the precise moment they'll beat the crap out of each other.
** A food coma is for sure a real thing.
** Some women are evidently willing to throw down in order to save a buck on a pair of panties. Crazy!!!
** Sleeping on a hard mattress is like washing your face with a fire hose.
** Pumpkin pie is totally legit for breakfast.
** I seriously suck at crossword puzzles.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>