I apologize for being MIA on here lately, but unfortunately, my father had a bad stroke and was hospitalized. It's been pretty horrific to say the least, but rest assured, I HAVE been keeping a mental list of wacky things I've learned. And here they are:
** The words "health" and "care" go together like oil and water.
** I need a Fat Tuesday rain check.
** If you cough in an airport, people think you have the bubonic plague.
** The Fannie May candy store might just be the next best thing to Heaven.
** A hospital is no place for sick people.
** True colors shine brightest when tragedy strikes.
** I'm pretty sure that sleep trumps milk in the doin' a body good department.
** The latest Carnival Cruise disaster is the 17, 998th reason why I will NEVER EVER go on a cruise.
** A teacher who's lost her voice is as bad as a sword fighter who's lost his sword.
** In addition to shitty toilet paper, life is way too short for would've, should've, could've.
** The Energizer Bunny can kiss my ass.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle (and after this week, I guess I can handle A LOT.)
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>