** When people say, "Good morning!", I'm not quite sure how they assume that it's good.
** The government REALLY needs to get over its giant temper tantrum.
** Just because it's good hold music doesn't mean that it has to be LOUD hold music.
** You have to be pretty freaking confident to wear a shirt that says, "LONG & STRONG" to the gym.
** I have entirely too much homework. I mean, my kids -- MY KIDS have entirely too much homework.
** You are no doubt a giant asshole if you can steal money from a kid and still live with yourself.
** Migraines and parenting are like candy stores and dieting.
** An ant in your bra while behind the wheel of a car is an accident waiting to happen.
** My babysitter pool has dwindled down to a mere puddle.
** Retailers are ALREADY trying really hard to shove Christmas down our throats.
** It would be awesome if bad things happened to BAD people every now and again.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>