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** I really couldn't give a rat's ass what Ryan Lochte would do.

** Diarrhea of the mouth is a dangerous thing.

** If you can't laugh at yourself, you're doing something wrong.

** I can rest easy now that my kids know what dingleberries are.

** Every day should involve sunshine.

** Parking tickets piss me off -- especially in front of my own freaking house!!!

** Trees look so much prettier when they have leaves.

** You can't be a cookie and not expect to be eaten when you come around me.

** My ten year olds are more technologically savvy than I am.

** Falling asleep on the couch never seems to work out well for anyone except the dog.

** Soap isn't really part of my son's shower routine.

** WAY too many people are trying to play the stupid card lately.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>

 

 

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