** I really couldn't give a rat's ass what Ryan Lochte would do.
** Diarrhea of the mouth is a dangerous thing.
** If you can't laugh at yourself, you're doing something wrong.
** I can rest easy now that my kids know what dingleberries are.
** Every day should involve sunshine.
** Parking tickets piss me off -- especially in front of my own freaking house!!!
** Trees look so much prettier when they have leaves.
** You can't be a cookie and not expect to be eaten when you come around me.
** My ten year olds are more technologically savvy than I am.
** Falling asleep on the couch never seems to work out well for anyone except the dog.
** Soap isn't really part of my son's shower routine.
** WAY too many people are trying to play the stupid card lately.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>