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** EVERY day should be Mother's Day.  Because obviously.

** Donald Sterling makes me feel a whole lot better about the bags under my eyes.

** You know you're in for a shit storm when your dog eats five squares of Ex-lax.

** I'm totally counting all my recent coughing fits as ab workouts.

** The days of the family dinner are, sadly, more long gone than my memory.

** It's a bad idea to piss off Beyonce's sister.  Especially in an elevator.

** "Mommy's not feeling well" is evidently the equivalent of "Make lots and lots of REALLY loud noise".

** The fanciest thing I've done lately is get an allergy shot.

** Deodorant needs to introduce itself to many of the people in my world.

** Turning crappy into happy seems like a pretty good motto for life.

** I continue to spend WAY more of my time in my car than I do in my bed.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>

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