** The SNL "Schweddy Balls" skit just never ever gets old.
** I'm still not a fan of LED Christmas lights.
** Candy Cane Chapstick is the bomb dot com. For real.
** The endless barrage of holiday catalogs being crammed into my mailbox has once again begun.
** If the purpose of my son's math homework is to make his mama feel like a complete dumb ass, it is totally meeting its goal.
** Hearing Lindsay Lohan's been arrested yet again is about as surprising as hearing that the sky is blue.
** I wish I wasn't so darn good at wasting time.
** It's hard to appreciate ANYTHING about getting older when you're sitting there icing both your calf AND your foot.
** Let me just tell ya that #Movember and the icky facial hair can't end soon enough!!!!
** Nobody (and I do mean NOBODY) likes a Debbie Downer.
** Choosing a family holiday photo that doesn't look like one of us is pissed, drunk or ready to kill someone is quite the challenge.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>