** Parking garages continue to both piss me off and freak me out.
** Men are by far THE biggest babies when they're sick.
** Taking a shower is really just a whole lotta work.
** My house looks like we had a major party here. Which would be awesome if we'd had a major party here.
** Auto-pilot is a lifesaver these days.
** I'm the one who lugs the kids all over God's creation, yet my husband's car is the messier one. Go figure!
** "Flush" is apparently a foreign concept to my children.
** If falling asleep on the couch was a job, I'd be up for a constant promotion.
** Silence is completely non-existent when you're a parent.
** My brain seems to have gone on vacation without me.
** People seriously need to stop making anti-Muslim videos. And being assholes.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>