** It really helps to have your eyes open while trying to drive.
** Sparklers just make everyone happy.
** My kids were no doubt fish in a former life.
** Laughing really hard with friends is a WAY better ab workout than doing boring old sit-ups by yourself.
** Bras and underwear should be outlawed in these God-forsaken temperatures.
** A craft brewery turns my husband into a giddy little school girl.
** I've given up trying to figure out what day of the week it is anymore.
** The Stray Dog is my new favorite restaurant.
** A late-night cannonball into the pool is a great way to wake up the whole house.
** Bedtime stories tend to only put ME to sleep these days.
** Katie Holmes finally realized that joining the cult only sounded like a good idea at the time.
** It's all fun and games till you find the dog eating a blond wig in the family room.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>