** The self-checkout lanes at the grocery store are no place for morons.

** Wednesday evening was evidently "Be An Asshole" night at my house.  (I didn't get the memo.)

** It's impossible NOT to smile when you see a dog hanging out a car window, beard blowing in the breeze.

** My son claims to "love being inappropriate", an awesome quality for his frat house someday.

** I really, really, really want a hammock for the backyard!!!!  (Hint, hint....)

** Wearing shoes in the house helps to avoid feeling all the dirt on the floor.

** Helping my daughter with her homework is like trying to feed a honey badger out of your hand.

** Some people just really love to hear themselves talk.

** Sadly, the Queen of Disco took her "last dance".  RIP, Donna Summer.  :(

** If you have to reheat your dinner more than twice, you might as well just eat the damn thing cold.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>

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