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Symptoms to Take Notice of in Children

The NHS has been facing ever-increasing pressures in recent years, with slashed budgets, staff shortages and lack of resources taking its toll on the quality of care. One of the many ways we commonly see the impact of these pressures is in waiting times for GP…

Mother of the Bride Guide

The day you’ve dreamed of for years has finally arrived! Your little girl is all grown up and has chosen a partner to start her life with, and you are officially a MoB -- Mother of the Bride! While congratulatory remarks are appropriate at this juncture, so are a few…

How to Through A Larger Than Life Small Wedding on a Budget

This one is as simple as crowdfunding your honeymoon. It might sound strange at first, but do you really need another blender or set of dinner plates? Instead of having your guests purchase a bunch of things you’ll end up trying to return anyway, why not let them chip in for…

** It honestly wouldn't surprise me if I pulled a piece of Easter grass out of my ass at this point since that crap seems to be EVERYWHERE!!!!

** If you're a complete and total bitch, you should probably think twice about being a customer service rep.  Just sayin'.

** Motherhood is totally interfering with my "Fifty Shades of Grey" reading.

** I really don't remember sending out the Evite for the ant party in my kitchen.

** If I had a penis, the penis enlargement emails I keep getting would make a whole lot more sense.

** There is absolutely nothing positive about the school clocks being five minutes faster than the ones in my house.

** Every time I think it's gonna be a "No Wine Night", I remember that I have children.

** Sleeping should really be higher up on my to-do list.

** Sometimes, you really do just have to say, "WTF?!!!"

** Contrary to popular belief, the floor of my house is NOT a dumping ground.

** "I think I can, I think I can" desperately needs to become my daily mantra once again.

** It's perfectly normal to wanna leave your kids on a street corner. In another country. Is it not?

** You know it's Friday the 13th when your dog lifts his leg to pee on a lamp post and, instead, shits all down the post with his leg STILL raised.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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