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How Do I Choose the Best Professional Cleaning Service

Keeping your home clean can be an exhausting task, especially if you have to squeeze it in between the chaos and work and keeping your family in line. And if your life feels like it’s nothing but cleaning and tedious chores, perhaps it’s…

How to Keep Your Pool Clean Without Using Chemicals

The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and if you haven’t done it already, you are probably getting ready to open your pool and start the swimming season. Having a pool in your backyard is wonderful, but it requires quite some effort before you…

8 Ways to Make Food Shopping as a Parent More Bearable

No one is denying children aren’t the gift that keep on giving. But, as a parent, there are just some tasks in day to day adult life that shouldn’t be accompanied by kids. Namely the weekly food shop. Opening yourself up to a world of whining, potential tantrums and…

 

** Mother Nature forgot to take her meds once again.

 

** People who only write inspirational quotes for their Facebook status scare me.

 

** If you're a random piece of crap, you're probably sitting on my kitchen counter.

 

** Everything should be pumpkin-flavored this time of year.

 

** Drawing a stick figure can be a real hoot -- who knew?!

 

** I evidently need to remind the kids not to drink their bath water.

 

** The amount of garbage that's shown on daytime t.v. is truly astonishing.

 

** Me not dropping my iPhone is like Ozzy Osbourne not dropping the f-bomb.

 

** If you can't see over the steering wheel, you probably shouldn't be driving.

 

** A tail-less dolphin can make me cry like a baby.

 

** Five screaming kids in a car is a migraine in the making.

 

** My auto-pilot mode seems to be broken.

 

**VH1 has completely forgotten that the word "video" is part of their name.

 

** Playdates can be both a blessing and a curse.

 

** Nucking Futs is my name, and poop is evidently my game.

 

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

 

SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK?  LEAVE A COMMENT & TELL ME!! >>

 

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