Advertisement

** Shoveling snow by hand should be followed by a massage.  And possibly a lobotomy.

** The past several days have been like tantric sex.  Minus the sex part.

** If I ever need a good giggle, I turn to Taylor Swift and the goat.

** Trying to get into a pair of jeans after slathering with lotion is a really bad idea.

** Some people should just not drive in the snow.  Or in any kind of weather.

** Mama needs a raise.  A big, fat, gigantic one.  (That's what she said.)

** The book is ALWAYS better than the movie.

** Girl Scouts "Tagalongs" can kiss my ass since they're the ones who are making it grow.

** A dinner date with four kids is like thumb wrestling an octopus.

** I don't care if it's the latest craze -- bangs do NOT look good on everyone!

** Apparently, there's no such thing as a "cheap flight" anymore.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>

Views: 14

Comment

You need to be a member of Mom Bloggers Club to add comments!

Join Mom Bloggers Club

ADVERTISEMENT

MBC CUTIES

Our current cutie was uploaded by Dawn CottonUpload a photo of your cutie. They may be featured here. See all of the cuties.

Our Latest Food, Travel & Lifestyle Posts

SecureTeen: Ensuring a Safer Digital Experience for Kids

The threats of internet have been well-documented over the years, and while you as parent may know how to avoid them, chances are your kids don’t. Things could get ugly real fast if you don’t ensure their safety. However, it is easier said than done, especially in the modern day because kids spend…

Advertisement

ADVERTISEMENT

VISIT THESE BLOGGERS

ADVERTISE

© 2016   Created by Mom Bloggers Club.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service