** Just so we're clear, I will still drink the wine if a fruit fly lands in my glass.
** The end of the school year is when all the crap that's been shoved into a tiny desk for nine months suddenly makes its way into your kitchen (or your trash).
** My son thinks I grew up in the early 1900's. Awesome.
** When you don't have internet, cable or t.v. for 3 days, you realize how much it SUCKS to not have internet, cable or t.v. for 3 days.
** I can't wait to sink my teeth into "True Blood" when it comes back on this Sunday!!!
** The carpool lane is a super fun place to have to chase down your dog.
** Sometimes I wonder if I have to put two kids to bed at night or three (if I count my husband).
** Nobody, and I do mean NOBODY, should have really long toenails.
** Here I was feeling guilty about eating all that birthday cake while some people are eating other people's faces, for shit's sakes!!!
** The good news is that summer break has officially begun, which means that the bad news is that summer break has officially begun. Yikes!
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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