** Shamrock Shakes are 600+ calories of awesomeness.
** "Quiet" is most definitely NOT a word I'd use to describe my house.
** My son has apparently given up sleep for Lent. Lucky me.
** Sometimes when people say they don't need help, it's cause they're too overwhelmed to see that they do.
** Kids' ear infections ALWAYS happen on the weekends. At 3 AM.
** The grocery stores, the media, and the gas stations are clearly in cahoots with each other when there's an impending snowstorm.
** I must look super suspicious cause I'm always subjected to the ol' airport security pat-down.
** It wouldn't be a road trip if somebody didn't whip up a lapful of stomach soup.
** If I never hear the words "Are we there yet?" ever again, it will be too soon.
** Room service may just be the best invention ever.
** Nobody's a winner when my husband's in charge of bedtime.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>