** Hurricane Sandy gave a whole new meaning to the term “shit storm”.
** Governor Chris Christie was surely a bulldog in another life.
** You pretty much have to turn tricks to be able to afford all those Halloween treats.
** It’s hard to know whether to laugh or feel sorry for a dog trying to take a dump in a sheriff’s costume.
** Daylight Savings Time ends this weekend, which means it’ll pretty much be dark as soon as you finish your lunch.
** I never seem to get the memo when it’s Drive Like a Jackass Day.
** The bags under my eyes would be so much cuter if they had designer labels.
** When you have a boy, it’s better just to not even question how the pee got all the way up THERE.
** My kids have entirely too many days off school.
** If I never see another political ad again, it’ll be too soon.
** Having a meaningful conversation during a bikini wax is a teensy bit awkward.
** It’s November? For real?
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>