** It's hard to play Dr. Kevorkian, even to a Beta fish who's dying a very slow death.
** Helping with Spanish homework when you don't speak a lick of Spanish is like trying to cook a gourmet meal when you can't even boil water.
** Sometimes a nap is more important than a workout.
** Say what you will about Howard Stern, but the man is a GREAT freaking interviewer.
** When you come across "Good Fellas" while channel surfing, it's obviously your lucky day.
** Everybody seems to be on the latest, greatest "diet of the moment".
** New Year's resolutions are overrated anyway.
** Loose bills in the dryer are obviously all MINE.
** Winding the kids down before bedtime is not my husband's finest skill.
** If I actually found a coat hanging in the coat closet instead of lying on the floor, I'd probably have a heart attack.
** A helluva way to cap off an evening is finding a Jell-O explosion in your son's lunch box.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>